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AIG Outrage Threatens Psychosis Definition

The medically relevant definition of psychosis is being threatened, as reality and the reality of oppositeland take firmer hold in the gestalt mindshare of the …


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Spinal Tap Tax Returns Reunion

Its acoustic reunion time.. the Spinal Tap Unwigged Reunion Tour has seemingly hit the streets. Who doesnt want to re-revel in the Spinal Tap movie of yore, again and again? Requires 18 inch DVD format.

Financial Markets Fallout Radioactive

The highly toxic and radioactive assets in the latest round from the global stock market chaos has led to a dearth of advice on surviving the fallout. But certain suggestions as how to survive financial ruin come in many different flavors of trepidation …

Europe and Asian Stocks Plummet

It looks like even earthquakes in far off Kyrgyzstan were not able to keep the planetary brain off the Almighty Dollar (or Euro, or Yen, or…), and it looks like the crisis may be getting even deeper: the United States Index of Homeless Families who Live in Motels in Massachusetts has …

WaMU Seized: Apocalypse at Hand

The time of reckoning has arrived: Washington Mutual (WaMu) Seized by Feds, Bought by JP Morgan Chase. Apparently, JP Morgan, previously known for snapping up Bear Stearns, has now taken another piece of the american pie. Its also rumored they will be moving their …