China Earthquake Disaster
In keeping with eschatomania and assorted sordid disasters, a massive earthquake hit china this morning. Pictures and updates of the chinese earthquake are most likely created by invisible aliens undermining the earths crust. either that or the shadow government is doing something we dont know about. oh, wait.. thats already true!
shadow aliens. but remember: the earth’s crust is thick. skull thick. that’s what is holding us back. whole generations of skull thick aliens laboring under the earth’s crust. these disasters are about the only thing that we have even remotely expressive of hope. the hope for revolution: that some of the thinner skulled aliens are finally getting fed up with the whole thing. and theyre making waves– literally. when the waves hit burma (oh alright m(alien)amar) it has hurt many many people. but we should be singing “we shall overcome” not sending packets of powdered eggs. come on people, don’t get angry, get real. get real