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Earthquakes: Where to Hide?

admin — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:53:50 +0000

With the recent Chinese Earthquake, and of course the Haiti earthquake,, one might wonder where to hide. Answer? Aside from Laputa, the floating castle in the sky, theres really nowhere thats safe.

Week of Earthquakes and Tsunamis

admin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:33:24 +0000

As if the future wasnt bleak enough, the present has become even worse. Several seismic events, a samoan new zealand earthquake and tsunami event [read about its aftereffects here], and a Sumatra Earthquake and Tsunami with all its warnings just doesnt bode well. With sealevels on the rise, isnt it hard enough already?

WaMU Seized: Apocalypse at Hand

admin — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:19:32 +0000

The time of reckoning has arrived: Washington Mutual (WaMu) Seized by Feds, Bought by JP Morgan Chase. Apparently, JP Morgan, previously known for snapping up Bear Stearns, has now taken another piece of the american pie. Its also rumored they will be moving their corporate offices to Switzerland if Obama wins the election, out of fear that their gold horde might be threatened by over-regulated, power hungry beurocrats who just want the power of the desk, or the cash-stashed fridge, to rule the power of the gold. We’ll just have to see where the washout ends.

Bad News, in Jest

admin — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 05:19:24 +0000

It is truly bad news: David Foster Wallace dead of suicide at age 46. GB, RIP, we will all remember the supposedly fun thing to never do again.

Gustav: Destroyer of Culture

admin — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:33:15 +0000

People seem to be saying that the GOP is responsible for the doom inflicted on The Big Easy during Hurricane Katrina. And while the editorial stance of ParanoidCulture staff is that Doom itself is completely bipartisan, the timing of Hurricane Gustav does make one wonder, in a swarm-of-locusts, frogs-from-the-sky, Great American Dustbowl kind of superstitious unscientific and thoroughly creationist way, if some other thing is at work here besides wealthy humans isolating themselves from doom. Looking forward, we will be having an upcoming series detailing the survivalist bunkers of some of our nations richest. Hot hot hot! Any suggestions well factoid appreciated.

China Earthquake Disaster

admin — Mon, 12 May 2008 13:06:41 +0000

In keeping with eschatomania and assorted sordid disasters, a massive earthquake hit china this morning. Pictures and updates of the chinese earthquake are most likely created by invisible aliens undermining the earths crust. either that or the shadow government is doing something we dont know about. oh, wait.. thats already true!

Albert Hoffman Memorial

admin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:40:28 +0000

Albert Hoffman Memorial Shirt

$ 20.00

Hoffman Dies

admin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:31:10 +0000

it seems Albert Hoffman has died but it is most likely some form of govt coverup will send more info via post do not send beep code until notified kthx by