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Author of Dune: Pre-Apocalyptic Birthday Wishes

admin — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:38:43 +0000

It looks like the day of reckoning, also known as the celebration of Frank Herberts Birthday, has arrived. This event should, of course, be highly celebrated. As you will notice, there is now a computer game called “Dune”, but, this is no messy synaptic emoticon feed direct to the mentat: its just some old thing made on boring old computers. Unlike Dodgeball. So ignore that, and go to the public library.. before they become the private-public library, and read. READ. READ. READ.

Madison Ave Attacks The Prisoner

admin — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:30:44 +0000

The Prisoner online game seems to have made its evil debut.. you may remember the original from the tv show or the precursor tv show Danger Man, but who remembers McGoohans words from a 1977 interview:

We’re run by the Pentagon, we’re run by Madison Avenue, we’re run by television, and as long as we accept those things and don’t revolt we’ll have to go along with the stream to the eventual avalanche… As long as we go out and buy stuff, we’re at their mercy.

Regard: “At Their Mercy.” either way, its about surveillance, this evil game thing at seekthesix.com… check it out.

New for Skels: asus 901 eee pc available

admin — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:57:56 +0000

For all you skels, or just plain nomads, looking for portability in the face of the emerging apocalypse, doom, and financial global credit derivatives collapse, the new ASUS Eee PC 901 XP or ASUS Eee PC 901 20G Linux White pc availability bodes nothing but good times on the road. The specifications are a weight of next-to-nothing, so the extra weight of your water purifier wont slow you down too much. Dont forget to add a solar electronics charger, cause its a long way to walk from Los Angeles to Oregon’s remote power supply civilization or the ruined REI coop store (if it hasnt been raided by rabid enviro-tech-hungry Seattleites already) without solitaire.

Dictyostelium Cellular Slime Molds

admin — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:07:21 +0000

Slime Molds! They are back… with a vengence. Just check out the intricacies of the
Dictyostelium Cell Biology, or examine the
Dictyostelium discoideum Protocols of our cohorts in evolution, the cellular slime molds. Go Go Go!

Paranoid? be a mongol and FEAR NONE!

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:05:11 +0000

Tired of being paranoid? One man has an answer:

Zombies They Looks Like Uss

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:40:34 +0000

One of the better zombie books to come along in awhile, but jeeze, whats with the street cred? You know when zombies get popular its time to get out. Still, we at paranoid culture are holding out for nano-zombies, a new breed of zombies who devote all their brainless time to being smaller and smaller, until they dissapear in an explosion of retro-kitsch. But hey, go with the flow. cause only dead fish go with the flow.

Disaster Report

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:30:15 +0000

The interesting thing about Disaster Report is the disaster happens in exactly the same way every time: scripted, repeatable disasters? sign me up!

Super Shock Arctic Blast Style Protective Gear

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:44:25 +0000

Its evil.. and its finally here!

World Without Us

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:23:07 +0000

from the deep dens of author inequity comes the World Without us:

Men's Lightweight cotton T-Shirt

» 10.40 USD

Memristor

admin — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:23:00 +0000

Front: Memristor. Back: Remember, for commemorating the time before artificial intelligence made decisions for us.