Shirts


Change: The New Old

Change is Good. Out with the old, in with the new old. Vote for Change!

$ 27.00

Im In The Clear!

For successful scientology candidates, a luxurious white cotton tshirt, verified engram free, of the glorious leader himself. This is an exclusive insider-only shirt. Comes in small, medium, large. X-Large requires supplemental application fee.

$ 18.00

I Survived the Illinois Earthquake!

An excellent choice of a white polo shirt celebrating Middle America. A commemorative experience in luxurious white cotton. Celebrating the Strength of the American Heartland in coming through such trying times in stride. The date of the event is emblazoned on the back, so that we may never forget: “Memento Semper, April 18, 2008″

$ 21.50